those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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