i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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