Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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