I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We left an ass print on the piano.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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