I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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