So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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