is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Randomize
