He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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