dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
