I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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