We should be called the Road Head Warriors
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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