Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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