I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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