What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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