Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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