"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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