I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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