Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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