he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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