He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
