why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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