Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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