you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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