hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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