after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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