I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Randomize
