honey bunches of taint.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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