It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize