My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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