Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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