watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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