her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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