I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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