I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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