If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
