Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Man, jail baloney is awful.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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