Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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