Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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