Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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