Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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