This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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