Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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