Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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