I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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