We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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