What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
