my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
