school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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