Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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