Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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