we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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