And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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