You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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