Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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