love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Randomize
