So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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