i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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