so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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